Check out what the lady friend presented me with as a wedding gift only moments ago.
God almighty, I'm so pissed at myself for not opening the box from UPS as soon as I came in this evening. Like a total dumbass, I paid the package no mind when I spotted Stephanie's name on the label and went out for a quick, off-season ride. When I came in, she said, "That package on the table? I think that's the Garmin I ordered for you."
You mean I could've hooked that baby to my bars and went for a ride tonight? I could've watched my location on the map as I made a circle in Central Park? You mean I now have to wait until tomorrow before giving it a first try? How the hell am I supposed to sleep tonight?
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